I'll Take Rats With My morning Coffee Any Day

 

After spending many summers in D.C., I wholeheartedly agree with this rant against the D.C. Metro system and their subtle (?) jab at the NYC subways.

 

"Washington's system may be rat-free, but its subway map also has all the sophistication of Fisher Price." Indeed.

 

And not being able to drink your morning coffee on the Metro seriously stinks.

 

Though, I would note I am skeptical about the pigeon article linked. I often frequent the Far Rockaway a train stop, and I don't think I've ever seen a pigeon take the A train.