If I Cared About USC Sports...

Well, then, I'd be a different person altogether, but I'd also be really upset by current happenings, which essentially involve USC sports teams being penalized for wrongdoing involving benefits given to players. I don't really care about sports and it does seem like there was wrongdoing, but I do find the obsession with sports here sort of charming, and I'll miss it (because judging from Columbia's lack of sports culture, it's really hard to maintain that level of dedication when your teams just don't win).