Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Talk to Kids

6-year-old Brother: I had such a bad day.
Me: What happened?
6-year-old Brother: Well, I was hungry and had bad snack and my English teacher gave us homework.
Me: Dude, you're in first grade. That means you have 12 years until you graduate high school, then a year in Israel, then four years in college at least. That means you're going to be getting homework for a really long time. I think you just need to get used to it so it doesn't make your day bad.
6-year-old Brother: I think I'll just skip college.