If I Were a Shoe ...

 

... this is the shoe I'd be. So says a friend. I'll settle, however, for just wearing them (since I got them on sale after eyeing them for a long time) and not being them.

 

But next time I have to play a stupid name game at a large Shabbos meal of people who don't know each other, I am totally suggesting we play "If you were a shoe, what shoe would you be?" Great way to get people to hate me, perhaps, though my RA once made my entire floor play "What did your childhood smell like?"