Change of Career #364

Maybe I should just live in Brooklyn and write novels forever.

"Never before have we enjoyed such a bounty of villanelles about waiting for the F train."

Or I could just be their shrink.

"We need more Brooklyn-based shrinks for our artistically capable but mentally delicate scriveners. Do you know how much writing time is lost while taking the subway into Manhattan for a weekly tuneup? Who cries for these stillborn sestinas?"