Get an Internship, Sue for Discrimination, Get Rich Quick

Friday afternoon, my office:

Me: I hafta leave soon, did you get to look at what I was working on?
Co-Worker1: Oh sorry, no. [Sarcastically] But I'm sure whatever you have to do is much more important than staying here and working on it.
Me: [Feigned righteous indignation] It's my religion!
Co-Worker2: You know, you could sue for religious discrimination right there.
Co-Worker3: I know a good lawyer.

It's a new version of the "get rich on your internship and never have to hold a real job" plan. I sorta like it.