Things that I Would Have Thought Were Implied...

Even if you absolutely hate the person in the next room, if you hear her gasp in pain in a highly unusual manner, you should check to make sure she hasn't sliced off her finger or something.

This is called being a human being.

The Eternal Question

To stress bake or to sleep?

Happy Day After Halloween!

On-sale Halloween candy! It tastes even better if it's pumpkin-shaped.