On Our Third Day Without Daycare

• I'm pretty sure the child, who is all of 20 months old, rolled his eyes at me. Are they even supposed to be able to do that yet?
• The child started crying when I tried to sing him a song.
• I put him in his cozy coupe in front of the TV so I could take a conference call and he wouldn't touch the TV. I told him he was at a drive-in movie.
• He pooped in the tub.