Boys Are Stupid, Part 'I've Lost Count'

Proofs for the title (or things I've heard from boys on dates--with the exception of the one that didn't get to a date):

• "Did you ever tell your parents to stop having kids?"
• "Do you think your parents were irresponsible for having so many children?" [Same guy, for what it's worth.]
• "I don't think secular studies have any value." [Really? And you decided to go out with a girl who went to Columbia just for kicks?]
• "Actually, I don't think we're a good match." [After one phone conversation.]
• "I mean, boys don't really need rabbis as much as girls because boys can just look up the halacha in the Shulchan Aruch." [I can use a Shulchan Aruch, too, thank you.]
  
• "So, I took a few minutes to look at the publication that you work for, but then I decided it was a waste of time." 

QED.