The Audacity of Hope

Things that are harder to do, statistically, than getting into Harvard or, y'know, elsewhere:

• Get a gig as a Wienermobile driver.
• Be granted cert by the Supreme Court.
• Get struck by lightening.
• Get a Washington Post internship.
• Win the lottery.
• Play professional sports.
• Become a Blue Man.
• Get into preschool.

[But then again, "He who has never hoped can never despair."]