Decipher the Cryptic Blog Post ... or Not

Random things that are really bothering me, some of which I can only refer to in semi-cryptic terms:

• I have a test on Thursday. First of all, I am a liberal arts major, which means I shouldn't have tests now. Second of all, I have done no reading for said test.
• I have no summer job and no options. I have no clue what I should do.
• I am still trying to find my place, painfully conscious of my predecessor's failings and the fact that I need to do one better than that.
  
• But I want to do my job without worrying about whether it appears that I'm slacking.
• Awkwardness (I don't think that's a word, but it should be) is no fun. Waiting is no fun. Confusion is no fun.
  
• Housing is WAY too complicated and I don't want to hurt anyone but I don't wanna be hurt and I just wanna have a kosher kitchen and a single. Is that so much to ask?
• I'm so proud of so much of who I am and what I believe, but there are still things I'd rather hide.
• I care too much about what people who shouldn't matter to me think of me.
• Things I don't want to know: details about relationships and drunken escapades of other college students. I'm a good Michlala girl. There are things I just shouldn't know.
• If I don't study for the LSATs, I will not get into law school, and then I will be a bum with a pretty Columbia degree, which is written in Latin and which I can hang on my wall, but no job and no money and I will have to live in a box on the street in Florida with my sister.
• It is 5 a.m. I have class at 11. I have done about 1/3 of the reading for said class.
  
• And I've been having trouble sleeping.