Let the Celebrations Begin

A week until my birthday and thus far I have received: a fantastic custom-made photo calendar, a computer version of Scrabble, a flip-flop rug, a night shirt that says "One good book deserves another" (which would be more useful if I slept in night shirts, but whatever), a flip-flop cake (not quite like the one above but pretty close), Post-It notes that say "Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes," and a whole bunch of very unhelpful clues about coffee.

A friend told me she googled "presents for nerds" in search of a present for me. The above list fits that category pretty well.