Does Something About Me Say 'Free Therapy'?

Dear lady in line behind me at the post office,

Making small talk about my ridiculously heavy boxes (another 90 pounds of books off to Madison—post office, please don't lose any of them this time) while we wait in a slow line is totally normal. Telling me about how your husband moved to Seattle for a job and after 35 years of marriage, you'd think you would have been OK, but he met somebody—younger, of course—is probably not post-office small-talk appropriate.

Also, does something about me say "please talk my ear off about your failed marriage" or "free therapy"?

Love, Eli7