Deep Thoughts: The Grading by the Fire Edition

• If you have to grade 220 essays in a single night, sitting in front of your fireplace with a Diet Coke is the way to do it. 

• Dear CVS near school, I love you for selling kosher wraps. Thank you for preventing my starvation after a late arrival in L.A. last night and no time to make lunch for today.

• What sort of sadist brings a can of tuna to eat on a four-hour flight? 

• I have lots of yummy coffee beans and a broken coffee grinder. What is a coffee addict to do?