Monday, December 27, 2010

Boys Are Stupid, Throw Snowballs at Them

So, I'm on vacation in New York (obviously) where I am stranded by the snow in the Heights, which would be fine except I am pretty much out of clothing and need to get home to pack and return to the city before I trek below the Mason Dixie Line to visit friends in D.C. and Baltimore. Snow? Not so awesome. Though I did have an awesome day of Billy-building (or watching others build Billy, as the case may be) and Trivial Pursuit.

Anyhow, I will leave you with three boys are stupid moments before I get back to vacationing. And by that I mean sleeping as much as possible:

  • Words that you never, ever want to hear from a guy you are only sort of friendly with: "So, I want to know why you're not dating my roommate." Followed by: "I realized you could have thought I was going to ask you out, but ... I wasn't ... not that you're not ... hahaha."
  • Something you should never, ever do in a blizzard: Plan an outdoor date. Because you know what? Four-inch heels (even in boot form) and makeup (even if advertised as waterproof) and hair (that was meticulously done and looked awesome) should not be exposed to a blizzard for prolonged periods of time. Even if there is sesame chicken at the end.
  • Something else you should never, ever attempt to do in a blizzard: barbecue, which was my brother's plan. Two and half hours and no edible food later, he called it quits.


At 12/28/10, 4:11 AM, Blogger Rachelli Dreyfuss said...

baltimore! blogger meet up! if you ever make it out of the snow.. feel free to bring some with you! we need some snow down here.. it was kind enough to skip over us


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