Happy Erev Chanukah!

Yes, I know it's old news, but I figure if it's good enough for HuffPo to link to, it's good enough for me. (Note to readers: I do not know what implications this will have for the future of my blog. Stay tuned.) Anyhow, I'm getting excited for Chanukah. Well, mostly I'm getting excited for the box that's been sitting unopened in my room for the past week, which, I am told, contains an awesome Chanukah gift. Because I, unlike my holy 6-year-old brother who prefers Pesach to Chanukah, get excited over deep-fried food, gifts, and fire.