Great Mysteries, Solved by the NYT

So, I'm on quasi-summer vacation (which will end when my summer class begins tomorrow), and I really suck at being productive without any structure, which means I've been doing a lot of slightly premature packing and, um, watching a more than healthy amount of TV on Hulu, which means I've seen lots and lots of commercials for the Kin, Microsoft's smartphone. And I keep on wondering, Who the heck uses the Kin?

The NYT answered that for me. The answer is, no one.