Conversations With My Parents

This is what happens when I live at home. (The renewed interest in blogging is what happens when I'm bored at work.)

Me: You should make latkes tonight.
My dad: But, um,  it's not Chanukah yet.
Me: It could be like a Chanukah pregame!
My dad: Um...

My mom: Why are you using my "Columbia Mom" mug?
Me: It's a segulah that my kids should go to Columbia.