The Highest Form of Shopping: Buying Shoes
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world."
That would be shoes in plural. Because this quasi-JAP cannot resist the warm weather and Old Navy's two for $5 flip flop deal. Times two. That would be four pairs of flip flops in one trip to Old Navy. I would try to defend myself by arguing that they're pretty and now I can color coordinate with all my shirts and headbands, but somehow I'm not sure how great a defense that would be. So sue me. I'll have to buy a new pair of shoes for court...
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posted by Eli7 @ 8:54 PM
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3 Comments:
My goodness, I don't know many people who have four pairs of flip flops total, let alone someone who buys four pairs in one shopping trip. I guess I don't hang out with enough JAPS. You really are crazy. But I'll have pity and won't sue.
Anon -
Back off bud. Mocking Eli7 is my territory. Besides, you've obviously never met a any *real* 5-towns gals if you think 4 pairs is bad....
Thank you Devorah for the defense!
And if you think four pairs of flip flops in one shot is bad, I know people who will buy four pairs of designer shoes in one trip without so much as blinking an eye. I have met more than my share of "real Five Towns gals," thank you. ;)
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