Look Ma, No Hands (or Common Sense)

I've reached a whole new level of New Yorkiness.

I had to go all the way downtown today. I am sick and tired and stressed out and didn't know where I was going, so I took a taxi down. Not very New Yorky at all. But I decided to take the subway back, which I did successfully (for a much more reasonable price tag). Here's where my New Yorky moment came in: now, being a New Yorker, I learned a long time ago how to balance on the moving subway without holding on. But today I balanced on a moving train in four-inch stiletto boots!!

My feet may never forgive me.