Sibling Name-Calling

A text message conversation with my brother on the occasion of his 14th birthday:

Me: Happy birthday, bro!

Brother: Thanks.

Me: Are you also getting an annoyingly loud musical instrument for your birthday? [Our sister got drums for her birthday three weeks ago.]

Brother: Nope.

Me: What presents are you getting for your birthday?

Brother: Idk. I'm not home yet.

Me: You didn't tell the parents what you want?

Brother: Nope I don't really care.

Me: Weirdo.

Brother: OK wtvr. At least I'm not the one that goes to school after you already graduated.

Me: I loooooove school.

Brother: Nerd.