A text message conversation with my brother on the occasion of his 14th birthday:
Me: Happy birthday, bro!
Me: Are you also getting an annoyingly loud musical instrument for your birthday? [Our sister got drums for her birthday three weeks ago.]
Brother: Nope.Me: What presents are you getting for your birthday?
Brother: Idk. I'm not home yet.
Me: You didn't tell the parents what you want?
Brother: Nope I don't really care.
Brother: OK wtvr. At least I'm not the one that goes to school after you already graduated.
Me: I loooooove school.