A Ploy to Encourage Visitors

Be a Jeopardy contestant; come visit me. You know you want to. If you love me, you'll take the test.

(Also, I am excited to go to a Jeopardy taping in a few weeks with a friend and fellow Jeopardy lover. I just hope it's more exciting than the Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader taping in which we were not allowed to eat, drink, go to the bathroom, or even move except to clap and in which no one except the fifth graders was even remotely intelligent.)