People Who Do Not Belong in Coffee Bean

An exterminator and his client. Shockingly, I do not want to hear about fumigating termites as I enjoy my pumpkin latte and try (mostly unsuccessfully) to write a paper. Overheard from that table: "If we were to pump that gas into this structure right now, you and I wouldn't be able to smell it or see it. We would just die." Time to move back to the Ph.D. dungeon, where the only annoying people are undergrads trying to suck up to their TAs.