The Washington Heights Dating Scene

In a T-shirt.

 

I offer as proof that of the four girls who once lived in my apartment at the same time, three of us had dated the same guy. And there were multiple other guys whom two of us had dated. In fact, on a recent first date, a guy mentioned that he had dated a former roommate of mine. And then went on to tell me about that date. You can buy the shirt here. I'm sure it will look just as classy with a three-quarter-sleeve shirt underneath.