If Crack Were an Editor

In a Washington City Paper blog post about a totally different matter (newsroom buyouts, essentially), this Washington Post article about the "longevity of crack cocaine" was cited.

 

The lede of the article:

"If Crack had a face, what would it look like?

If Crack had a child, what would it name him?

If Crack drove a car, what kind of car would it be?"

"And if crack were an editor, what moronic lede would it kill without mercy?" was Washington City Paper's response.