Hit Men: The New Wait-List Solution

Ivy Gate has published the inductees and alternates/wait list for Yale secret society Skull & Bones. (Now, you might ask, how you can call the society "secret" if its members are posted on a Web site, but file that under the many mysteries of Ivy League colleges or something.)

On the three alternates, Ivy Gate said: "So, if the last three really want to be Boners, they now have a hitlist and estimation of how many of their peers they have to destroy to get in. Someone should make a reality tv show out of this."

Anyone know where, other than Craigslist, I can find a hit man? [Kidding...]