Deep Thoughts: The Nutrition? Edition

• Why, why would the dentist call me at 8:20 a.m. to confirm an appointment? 8:20 is the middle of the night for a copy editor. There are people who I would want to talk to at 8:20. The dentist is not one of them

 

• How am I supposed to get my vitamins if Duane Reade is out of Diet Coke Plus? (Yeah, my caffeine boycott is totally over. It lasted a whole week and a half. That's something.)

 

• If I don't go grocery shopping very soon, I am going to starve to death.