I Buy My Clothing at Semicolon
The Gap family has a new store "aimed at that unwieldy and indefinable category known as grown-ups."
They have four lines in the store - vocabulary, analogy (so, I'm thinking that's pretty cool they gave all their lines literary names, that's awesome! I hafta go there just for that even though I am not an unwieldy and indefinable grown up who can never find clothing in the mall - tznius clothing, now that's a different story - but, and here comes the disappointment...) Gap Edition, and Prize.
I mean how disappointing and uncreative is the line "Gap Edition?" Well, gee, I couldn't have come up with that myself. I want metaphor, thesaurus, punctuation, comma, semicolon!! Couldn't they have been a lil more creative and come up with something fun, original, and literary?
I'm telling you, I wanna be able to say, "I buy my clothing at Semicolon."
posted by Eli7 @ 4:24 PM
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My favorite of all punctuation marks, it's often ignored because the lazy find it too difficult to use properly; it's too enigmatic to use regularly.
I think you should pitch the idea to someone; a designer, for example.
Good luck with the idea; I wish you much success.
Maybe I should just quit school and start a designer brand of clothing called Semicolon... I mean, who needs a Columbia degree anyway?
I think not, but it would be a great idea, I tell ya. Though we can start a Semicolon Lover's club - that's even dorky by Columbia standards.
LOL, I think I'll pass on membership to that club.
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