Adventures in Wisconsin Judaism
So, I live in Madison, Wisconsin. There is no eruv (I miss my heels, which can't make the 20-minute walk to anywhere on Shabbos), no kosher meat or cheese, no non-Chabad frum shul, no Chinese food, no kosher restaurant that also serves sushi. We do, however, have two Shloimys and a sheitel guy (who asked me if I needed mine back before Shabbat). That's as good as a pizza shop, right?